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Tuesday 06.05.2003 11:48 PM
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Whoa! I can't... oh whoa. God. *seizure*
pr0n
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Tuesday 06.05.2003 9:32 PM
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<Sherrod>
omg monkey
<Sherrod> you are so hot
<monkey> unF
<sisko> wish I was hot
<monkey> sisko: you can be
<sisko> what do I have to commit?
<monkey> omg sisko to truly be hot you must cvs rm src
<sisko> omg
<Sherrod> omg hella putting this on gv.com
<monkey> or do some slick shit like i did when i first got
my commit bit. i did this mass commit and they had to shut down
all CVs access for an entire weekend to undo what i'd done
<Sherrod> H A W T
<sisko> hahaha
<monkey> for the record, my commit was fine. it just exposed
bugs that they had to fix.
<monkey> also, i really should have tested it |
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monkey is a FreeBSD ports committer, and therefor hot. I don't
know how tall he is, though.
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Sunday 05.05.2003 3:12 PM
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My pictures from C9 are up. Most of
them are blurry and horrible. I am too tired to write more. LV is
exhausting.
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Tuesday April 29, 2003 7:48 PM
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I have a blue plastic wal-mart bag on my head. That could only mean
one
thing. I will be seeing my beloved muffintop and the delicious
Andrew in 15 hours. I am so excited! Heather is going to give my
hair some blue heaven, so I won't look so horribly boring anymore.
I can't wait.
I'm arriving in Las Vegas at 2:00pm tomorrow for 5 days of C9
level debauchery. I can't wait to see everyone and do ummm, I dunno
- stuff. I really have no idea what the actual activities are, but
as we all know - I can have fun anywhere. YEA! |
heliosapien: var sherrod.hair
= "#000000"; ?
GirlVinyl: haha
GirlVinyl: #000066
heliosapien: yeah, i was gonna ask..
heliosapien: streaks of blue?
heliosapien: or is it all blue now?
GirlVinyl: Its blueblack
GirlVinyl: But I get blue and white
tomorrow
heliosapien: interesting
GirlVinyl: Hair is a process, not
a product.
GirlVinyl: Heh. |
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Wednesday 23.04.2003 10:04 PM
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Just unlock
my mind. |
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Wednesday 23.04.2003 1:31 AM
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How much do you value your life? I don't mean being alive as opposed
to dead, I mean the life you live. Your friends, your work, your
surroundings, your feelings, your possessions. What's something
you're missing? How much value does it have?
I would pay $100 to go to MJQ right now, if I had the luxury. Possibly
even more.
My life is pretty happy right now. I have just about everything
I want, but I have no loud, dark provider of britpop. |
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Monday 21.04.2003 8:22 PM
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HR Giger, William S. Burroughs, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Hank Aaron, Duff
McKagan and I all have the same birthday. Great genius, all of us.
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Monday 21.04.2003 0:03 AM
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A boy just referred to me as 'cracktastic'. |
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Sunday 20.04.2003 11:22 PM
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I think I have met every person I know - either directly or indirectly
- through the internet. |
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Sunday 20.04.2003 2:02 PM
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Remember that we serve at the pleasure
of those we serve. It may sometimes seem that the station we are
afforded is ours to choose, but its not. Its a fragile and precarious
position that can be revoked at any moment. I should remember to
be more careful |
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Wednesday 16.04.2003 10:59 PM
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Common knowledge dictates that the hottest thing in the world is
a tall, well dressed BSD genius. A lesser known fact, however is
that a closely following second hottest thing in the world is a
former POW dressed in blue pajamas.
Please meet my new boyfriend Chief Warrant Officer Ronald D. Young
Jr. Isn't he just the ideal picture of American heroism? Apache
helicopter pilot, rescued POW, blue pajama-wearer. Delish! He's
a bit scruffy in this picture, but how good would you look kept
as an Iraqi prisoner for 3 weeks? They didn't let him have a shower
the whole time. Awwww.
CWO Young is from Lithia Springs, Ga. That's a southside Atlanta
suburb. He's 26 and flies helicopters. His unit is nicknamed "the
vampires" and they have bat insignias on their helicopters.
Tee hee, because "they fly at night". Omg, can you say
match made in heaven? Anyway, I eagerly await the return of my love
to the states.
I'm really thankful that all of the hotties in the military [by
virtue of being in the military, you are automatically declared
a hottie] have done such a lovely job for us. War is scary, death
is scary, but these people go about it knowing this, and understanding
it far better than many of us ever will. Now, how do I get a date
with a former POW? |
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Wednesday 16.04.2003 9:35 PM
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Please pardon two political posts in one day, but I'm watching Mona
Charen on C-SPAN. She is the author of "Useful
Idiots," and after 30 minutes of watching her speak, I
officially declare her a useful genius. |
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Sunday 13.04.2003 10:59 PM
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I love him. I miss him. Sniffle. He was why I watched the war.
Some select quotes from my favourite Baghdad boyfriend:
"There is no presence of American infidels in the city
of Baghdad,"
"My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all"
"I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that
they have started to commit suicide under the walls of Baghdad.
We will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly."
Be sure to check We
Love The Iraqi Information Minister so it can be further slashdotted.
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Sunday 13.04.2003 8:39 PM
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Ummm, please go click
this so I can get away from the pee girl. Thanks. |
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Saturday 12.04.2003 9:48 PM
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One of the things I love most about the internet is #insub. I'm
glad that hep and jej and twid made me go there. It makes me smile
when I am otherwise unhappy. I'm heading out to the finest goth
club in Reno tonight. Heh. Oh boy. The nerdy kids from work are
coming which rules cause they're the coolest! I really miss my EFN,
but I must press on. I'm excited about seeing Heather and Andrew
soon. Hopefully will be seeing Hep and Scar next week too. That
will make me smiley. |
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Thursday 10.04.2003 7:59 PM
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I love
him so much. I love him almost as much as I hate him. If I just
wait long enough, everything will go away. I know it will. Everything
always goes away. Just because its taking longer than expected this
time, doesn't mean its any different.
I can look out my window and see these huge, blue, snow-covered
mountains. I'm becoming overly philosophical lately. I feel like
no one can handle me. I've always felt like that, but never for
so long. I don't think I'm depressed, I think its a long stint of
unhealthy introspection. That could be the same thing though.
Things hurt, right? What do you do? Do you look at them more,
or pretend like they don't exist? I've tried both. Immersion and
stoicism. Everytime I have to pretend I'm not upset, it numbs
me a little more, and eventually I'll just be dead. I think the
thing I've heard most in my life is "Sherrod, things are
not black and white." I have to keep remembering that people
don't see things the way I do.
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Wednesday 09.04.2003 8:42 PM
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The lovely and delicious Amber
put a link to this
in her LJ. I really can't make any comments on it without incurring
the wrath of my superiors. But, I will say its very interesting. |
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Tuesday 08.04.2003 6:55 PM
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I really need to rock. I'm having terrible MJQ withdrawal. I've
got a lotta electricity.
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Saturday 07.04.2003 4:52 PM
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An unfortunate reality - no one will ever really understand me because"Intimate
Journals" is out of print. Alas, let's proceed with some observations
anyway:
Friendster
Everyone is stunningly gorgeous and subcultural. How is that possible?
Also, a dominant majority seem to be in 'open marriages'. What
exactly is that a euphemism for?
#insub
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<twid>
i can give you his e-mail
<Sherrod> i cannot email some random person.
<Sherrod> Dear random hot guy... twid gave me your
email.. come make out
with me and fix my network cards. love, sherrod.
<Sherrod> Aghghghhghghghg
<twid> perfect
<Sherrod> scary
<jej> THATS HOW THE INSUB MATCHMAKER WORKS. |
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twid and jej make me laugh so hard that my tummy hurts.
Quasidan
I got to call up and be on his radio show last night. That
was fun. They were too lazy to take out the CD, so I got to hear
lots of Pixies songs. I love him. He is awesome.
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Sunday 06.04.2003 3:12 PM
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Today was sort of fun. I went non-stop shopping. They have a couple
of L5P type stores here in the downtown area, and I stopped in those
for a bit. I saw a big rockabilly type guy with a pompadour walking
a bouncy, brown boxer. By the time I got close enough to accost
him and freak out with "omg, omg, can I pet your dog?!?"
he had put the doggie in the car, so I didn't get a chance to befriend
it. But, it looked really happy, so I figured it knew I wanted to
talk and stuff. Sigh. Dogs rule. I drove around the riverside area
a bit. Its quite lovely and reminds me of Candler Park in Atlanta.
I looked at some big high rise, loft type apartments, and some houses.
I have to move in 2 months, so I suppose I should start looking.
After that I went to look for a stereo. I'm such a girl. I shop
for non-computer electronics purely by aesthetics. I want a brushed
aluminum looking one. There aren't many of those, and the few there
are don't seem to have enough power to properly fill my apartment
with the sounds of Morrissey.
After failed attempts at scoring a stereo, I went to the huge Target
near the mall. That was fun and comforting and reminded me of home.
Target trips with various EFN
members are fond memories. I really miss them so much. I hope
they're taking care of each other and behaving like they're supposed
to. I can't wait to see Heather and Andrew at C9. I will miss everyone
else, but at least I'll get to see a couple of them for a few days
and feel a bit better. The homesickness is really starting to set
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Sunday 06.04.2003 4:05 AM
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The awesome people at Redundant
Networks are hiring. You should send a resume and try really
hard to get
this job.
Some of the benefits include:
Working a floor above me, seeing me just about everyday.
Bullet proof glass.
Being a 3.5 hr drive away from SF.
Big mountains everywhere, and apparently there is also skiing.
Gambling and prostitution are legal and alcohol sales are allowed
whenever, wherever, omg, they even sell hard liquor in the wal-mart,
24 hrs a day, 7 days a week.*
No state income tax.
All kinds of other stuff.
*Yes, I'm still straight Edge, dumas - these
are things that would most likely benefit YOU, not me.
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Sunday 05.04.2003 3:44 PM
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Yes, the LJDrama
was a prank. But a prank augmented by my reet fw foo! Ok, its not
reet, and it took like 30 seconds, but some people thought it was
cool.
Another prank - this time at my expense - by scudhacks.
Guess which 4 lines are not fiction. |
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Tuesday 01.04.2003 5:28 PM
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This is total bullshit and a complete abuse of power by LJ staff.
One of [or most likely, many of] the LJ Abuse staff is using their
status to enforce fascist bullshit on Hep.
Check here
for details, and please send
them email saying how wrong this is.
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Tuesday 01.04.2003 0:01 AM
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