As you may or may not know - tomorrow is my birthday.
If everyone who reads this gives me $2.00, I will have $20.00!
I could go see a movie, or buy eyeliner, spend it on penny
slots, who knows! The possibilities are endless. So, you should
donate $2.00 to my birthday fund and it will make me smile.
I promise.
Here are some reasons:
- It's my birthday
- My website is funny and
makes you laugh, and my hosting costs more than $300 a year.
- You like one of the other sites I run such as EncyclopediaDramatica.com.
I don't even want to talk about how much that one has cost
so far.
- I've helped you fix your unix server, your webcode, your
car, your job, your love life or some other thing that was
worth at least $2.00 to you.
- I have given you webspace, email services, DNS services,
domain names or a funny feeling in your pants. FOR FREE.
- You've told me a secret and this is a convienient cover
for hush money.
- I've been a good friend, and you think it's funny that "I
want my two dollars!"
Seriously, it's cheaper than sending a card, and even cheaper
than a phone call in some cases - although I love phone calls,
so do both.
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