Ugh. I am such a fricking dork.
I can't accurately call it a chair, when in fact it is a work of art. They're amazing clear acrylic and chrome. So beautiful. They would go really well with this lamp. Feel free to get it for me. Now all I need are the Barcelona Chairs. Unf. Modern furniture orgasms. Thx.
Also, my light fixture got installed. No thanks to any of you.

I'm so eagerly anticipating the delivery of my amazing sofa, chair and end table. They're total heaven and belong with me. I went to the store and visited them today. Just to make sure they're all right before they get delivered. Must unpack boxes so as to prepare for their glorious arrival. I think this could be next. Its a cheap knock off, but I've always sort of had an animosity toward cocktail [yes, cocktail... NOT coffee!] tables. They seem cluttery. I installed the above-cabinet lights and put up the decorative glass pieces today. Installed the lights under the bed as well. They look very decadent. There currently is a picture of my beloved marshmallow bed sans lights on SherrodTV.I still need art work. Someone paint me something. I want a very graphic sort of silk screen looking thing. Preferably huge.

My mother left today. I liked having her here, it was nice being around her and she was a tremendous help with the moving. We did it all ourselves! She made me more homesick though.

Its incredibly fun shopping with her. She's an interior designer and knows everything about everything decor-related. Sales people at furniture stores pay far more attention to customers who are informed and walk around like they own the place. She kept quizzing them on materials and manufactuerers and throwing out the names of early 20th centrury designers and architects. "No, no... we're going for something Ruhlman... Eames! Like that! A Van Der Rohe sort of look..."

These salespeople I'm sure were puzzled. Me in messy ponytail, jeans and obnoxious yellow tshirt with my interior designer saying "No, she hates red. That's too traditional for her, she won't like it... what else do you have... any hand knotted tibetan wool rugs?" Completely hilarious. Love her.

I'll do pictures after the new furniture comes.

Monday 30.06.2003 8:16 PM

In the immortal words of ... well - next time I'm hiring movers. I actually was able to move for $36.71. Which is stellar considering my move from Atlanta to Reno cost me $3000. The new apartment is beautiful, now that I actually have my beloved metal and glass furniture out, as opposed to it being in storage. It will be even more beautiful when my new things get delivered on Saturday. So excited!

I love that I've moved beyond Ikea. Thank christ. Ikea is such boring modern consumerist crap. Its really cheap, and really cheaply made. This stuff that's coming on satuday, ooooh - not cheap. Mmmmmm, yea for big white furniture and non-shiny metal.

There are still a few things that I need. A lamp, some art and a small table for sifl. Lamps I'm looking for online. I have exactly what I want in mind, and I'm purchasing nothing until I find it. Art work, god... I so passionately hate art, I will most likely do some sort of gorgeous frame on the wall containing nothing.

I attempted to change the dining room fixture. I need help. Who's smart with this stuff? Come over.
Sunday 29.06.2003 7:12 PM

I really am irritated by people who 'rant' on their websites, but I feel I need to make this known, k? I can be whatever the fuck I want. If you need me to constantly justify my intelligence or my experience or dictate to you every major technology milestone in my life since I was 7, then the problem is with YOU, not me. I can be mildly attractive, or hideously ugly, or even beautiful, however far removed from reality that may be. I can be flirtatious or a major bitch, or generally uninterested in interacting with you at all. None of these things are a real reflection of who I am or what I know. If you feel animosity toward me, try to remember whatever experience caused that, and I doubt it really had anything to do with my actions, but in fact the combination of personality traits which I possess that seem to be mutually exclusive.
Saturday 28.06.2003 10:36 AM

Mundane: I moved today.
Esoteric: He just said to me, ``sheesh you're a Chuck Palahnuik book''
Friday 27.06.2003 11:01 PM

Internet is going down sometime today or tomorrow or something. My mom gets here tomorrow too.

I'm moving. Please come help me. I will totally buy you beer and pizza. I am not kidding. I normally wouldn't need help, but I have a cold, and I really do not feel well. Sigh. I hate being sick and I hate being dependent on others.

Wednesday 25.06.2003 6:35 PM

SethKills: I need you to confess your love for me via your highly syndicated webpage
GirlVinyl: ok
Wednesday 25.06.2003 6:18 PM

Stop and listen to me for just a moment. I have to tell you something. I'm still in awe over this. Swept Away. I've never seen the original. I just saw the remake. It was so good I'm going to watch it again. I can't tell you why I liked it. That's a secret. Everyone knows I'm all good and pure and stuff. Like, I don't smoke or drink or do drugs, and I don't drink coffee or tea or eat chocolate or seafood, or umm, sugar... or ummm, carbs now... and I'm just generally a well-behaved sort of girl. Ahem. So, people always ask my what my vice is.... right. You should see this movie.
Tuesday 24.06.2003 10:39 PM

Throat hurts, can't sleep. Ow.
Tuesday 24.06.2003 0:36 AM

Hi. I know I've said this a million times, but please do not take pictures from this site without asking me and giving me credit. Also, under no circumstances may images from this site be reproduced for the purposes of advertising or for profit without obtaining copyright permissions from me. I can't believe I even have to say these things.
Sunday 22.06.2003 9:43 PM

I just got home from seeing two wonderful bands. Endif and Urceus Exit. Quite incredible, I was very impressed with both bands and had a lovely time.
Sunday 22.06.2003 2:06 AM

There is really only one person I feel comfortable calling in the middle of the night for no reason. I could call him in the middle of the night or the middle of the day, and say nothing interesting or important, and he always seems quite happy to hear from me. I never have to have an agenda or a purpose, I can be completely without plan and its fine. Its a very nice feeling, and I think it takes a lot of work to overcome ingrained politeness and social convention and become comfortable with it - especially since we're both such hardcore southerners.
Saturday 21.06.2003 3:34 PM

I still haven't sorted through my Monterey pictures. I'm shocked I have internet access at all, considering how the connection has been dropping for 20+ hrs a day. So, here are some key points:
  • I bought a dozen eggs when I went grocery shopping. Now I can't find them anywhere.
  • Super excited about DefCon
  • I'm getting sick. Went to doctor today. Got script for anti-biotics. Strep test: Negative. Diagnosed with acute pharyngitis.
  • SAS70 trainer guy at work today made me crack up a lot.
  • SCO are a bunch of fucking assholes. Let's drive to Lindon and torch the place.
  • Please take me to see Charlie's Angels and Legally Blonde II.
  • I need more shoes.
  • Things I need to do more: Shop, work out, leave my apartment.
  • Its all moving a bit quickly.
  • Favourite songs right now Electrocute - I love my daddy, Soviet - Flaunt It.
  • <3 you. Really, I do.
Thursday 19.06.2003 0:47 AM

I'm so exhausted. I have a million things to do, and I've only had 7g of carbs today. I don't think I'll be making it up to 20. My internet connection is being terrible, and Charter Comm hasn't guaranteed me a connection without packet loss until friday. I always love a visit from the cable boy. Yeah. Apparently other people share this affinity.

My weekend in Monterey was incredibly awesome. It was totally relaxing and perfect and I got everything that I wanted. Actually, I didn't get to meet Ed, or take a Sea Lion home with me, but I got everything else. Oh yes. I'll put up pictures and give a full report tomorrow - I promise. Totally swoon.

In other news that makes me ecstatic with happiness; my mother is definitely coming to visit me. My mom will be here on the 26th to help me move into my new apartment and make me feel less homesick.

Then on July 31st, I'm on Southwest Flight 1357 from Reno to Las Vegas for DefCon. I'm on the same flight as the adorable Amber and Thoren, so that should be ridiculous fun, as well as make my first DefCon not so intimidating. Donicer is very graciously letting me stay with him in Vegas. Thank you SO much. :] So, if you're going to DefCon and you want to make me feel not terrified and intimidated, email me. Wow, the shopping that must be done between now and then.

On another note, there was something making me extremely depressed. Its taken care of now, and I'm not on the verge of ruin.

Monday 16.06.2003 10:33 PM

Best. Weekend. EVAR!

Details later.
Sunday 15.06.2003 10:24 PM

I know its buried deep inside and long dead, but please, summon up even the smallest amount of passion and show me something beautiful.
Wednesday 11.06.2003 10:09 PM

GirlVinyl: Have you ever been to monterey?
Devon: Sure. Not for a long, long time though.
Devon: The aquarium is awesome.
Devon: Do you like learning about fishes and ocean ecology and the like?
GirlVinyl: ummm
GirlVinyl: I like furry animals
Devon: They have sea otters there!
Devon: They're extremely cute.
GirlVinyl: OH MY GOD!
GirlVinyl: SEA OTTERS?!?!?!!?

Sea otters? Awesome! I will befriend them and have an army of benevolent sea otters to help me rule the world!
Tuesday 10.06.2003 10:18 PM

Christ. I lost my cellphone. Not the work cellphone, the personal cellphone. The one which has all the numbers of my friends and family stored in it. I couldn't even call my dad if I tried. I'd have to call information or something. I wonder if he's listed.

Saturday night I was standing in the kitchen and looking for it. I called it with the landline and heard it ring once and then the devastating noise of machine pain and death - the battery died. Argh! I've turned my apartment upside down. At least I know its in here somewhere. Come back to me my beloved Nokia 8190!

I had plans tonight that I canceled so I could stay home and write documents for work. On one hand that's illustrative of a good work ethic, dedication thing. On the other hand it means I'm one of those kids that has no life.

I miss my mom. She was supposed to come visit me on the 26th but now she doesn't know if she can because of work issues. This kills me. If she can't come I'll be completely heart broken. Also, I'm incredibly poor. I'm moving at the end of the month and I don't know how the hell I'm going to do that being both poor and assuming my mother can't come help me.

Things always get better for me, happy sunshine, etc. But right now I'm incredibly miserable.

Monday 09.06.2003 11:49 PM

Next weekend there is somewhere I want to be. I need to figure that out. Girl with plans, etc. I keep making more and more culinary progress. I seriously need to cook for someone. I don't think I could pull off an entire dinner party, just due to lack of experience. The biggest dinner party I've ever had was Teriyaki fest, 2000. There were probably 20 people there over the course of the night. That was fun, and I learned the magic of sauce. Heh.

Does it ever seem like I just fill this space with meaningless non-information so as to avoid talking about anything real? I do. You have to learn to read into the cryptic mess to get any of it. I appreciate those who try.

Ryan Finnie QOTD:
" * fo0bar needs to finish Operation Imapi Freedom this weekend"

Thursday 05.06.2003 11:40 PM

Keep Smiling Korea. Over and over and over again.
Thursday 05.06.2003 0:29 AM

Oh. Oooooooh. Oh my!

Things are looking up. I just need a stroke or two of good luck, and I've got quite the summer ahead of me. Details forthcoming. Oh. Oh my.

Wednesday 04.06.2003 8:10 PM

I'm exhausted and I have a million things to do. Stress. I read a fashion magazine a day. Carrie said, "When I was in New York and poor, sometimes I'd buy Vogue instead of dinner, I felt it was more important to feed my soul." I feel like its more important to completely empty my soul of any sort of reality or innocence. Today someone subtly suggested I seek help. Am I really that psychologically troubled? Then there was last week when Option 1 [yes, ladies and gentlemen, he has a codename and thus has his first appearance in the venerable pages of the gv] told me how incredibly normal I am... but, "in a good way." Mental breakdown? Christ, maybe I will need that psychologist after all... but, in a good way.

SOTW: Arzt+Pfusch:Skumfuck. I finally got the whole damn thing downloaded and in perfect condition from slsk. See me smile with immense joy.
Tuesday 03.06.2003 10:39 PM

Feh. Feh-feh-feh-fehfehfeh. feh. feh. feh feh feh feh. feh.
Also, I am hungry.
Monday 02.06.2003 5:42 PM

SORN: Soviet - Candy Girl.
Monday 02.06.2003 1:33 AM

I love you Expedia! My mom is coming to Reno for $145.50 at the end of the month, and then I'm going to Atlanta in October for $138.00. YEA!!! Seriously, Atlanta-Reno is so super cheap right now. If you can scrape together $150.00, come see me! I promise it will be fun and I'll take you to SF. Unf! I need houseguests, please.
Sunday 01.06.2003 5:38 PM

Getting dressed to head over to the venerable xenophile's house for a viewing of the animatrix. I made a great CD last night after beating my CD burner into submission. Its so good. Mmmmm.

I had all these things I wanted to get done this weekend, and did basically none of it. The laundry is starting to really pile up. Ugh. I need someone to come over and talk to me while I fold. Or at least talk to me on the phone.

Speaking of the phone, I now have unlimited long distance on the good phone. Do you consider yourself a discriminating audiophile? Well, I consider myself one, and the sound quality of the cellphone is just not up to my exacting standards. Its fine for car-driving chit-chat and talking while shopping, but its just not good enough for important phone calls. A cellphone may be acceptable quality to you - but I'm a connoisseur here, people. I need to hear each detail of every decibel.

SOTD: Noisex - Silence.
Sunday 01.06.2003 2:52 PM


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