Ugh. I am such a fricking dork.

Someone once said "A friend is a person you can inconvenience." I think that's true in a lot of ways, but is by no means an exhaustive metaphor. A friend is a person who will sit on the phone with you for countless hours helping you build and rebuild and build again your firewall. A friend is a person who will help you analyze your tcpdump out put when you're experiencing random packet loss. A friend will explain the intricacies of DNS to make you stop crying because your domain won't properly resolve. A friend will teach you PHP and then give you quizzes to make sure you learned everything properly.

Next Week's topic : SB, fake hair, professional wrestlers, rollerskates, power noise, STFU! and geek conventions.
Saturday 26.10.2002 5:27 PM

How many times do I have to say it before we all just accept it?
Friday 25.10.2002 3:53 AM

Herr Doctor is right. I should work on that. Maybe he will work on it some with me. I think we've overstepped the bounds of the doctor-patient relationship. As usual I have a lot to say but neither the time nor inclination to write it. Its the old diary-excitment adage. Instead of writing about it, I'm living it. Uh huh that's right.

Going to the Chamber tonight, hoping to meet the cyber-goggle-geek star Ryan Lackey. I will make fun of him and see what happens. Trial by fire, people. Trial by fire!
Thursday 24.10.2002 10:01 PM

I know someone who does this thing. It frustrated and annoyed me. I started thinking about it a lot, focusing on it. Wondering why, if it was intentional or just an oversight. I kept thinking about it, and couldn't stop. I noticed I was spending more and more time on questioning this single behavior.

I started doing it too.

People have been asking me about it. I would say that for those who ask, there are 3 more who wonder. I love it.
Thursday 24.10.2002 0:54 AM

Is it the last time?

I have rediscovered my sense of wonder. Its nice to be back. I missed you.
Tuesday 22.10.2002 0:11 AM

November 1-3 : Phreaknic, Nashville‡
Early April : Interz0ne, Atlanta‡
April 17-20 : Fantasm, Altanta‡
April 25-28 : Convergence9, Las Vegas
I'm a guest, presenter or committee member

I am conventioning my life away.

Monday 21.10.2002 3:03 PM

Quote of the day:

"I wish those girls had minds to make up."

Friday 18.10.2002 11:30 PM

9:00 - Indulgent and badforme breakfast.

12:00 - Even more cleaning progress. Great phone call, although far too short.

2:00 - Amazing. Can't wait to discuss it with someone. Absolutely wonderful.

7:00 - Dinner with a great friend, strange waiter, delicious pasta.

9:00 - Better than even hoped. I think I'm high.

11:00 - Friends brought me surprise ice cream. CCE - my favourite. Why is it orange?

That was my day. Now I have to decide if I want to PHP or sleep.

Thursday 17.10.2002 11:29 PM

Being decisive feels so good. My web is incredibly tangled, that feels good. Will 2:00 feel good? What about 9:00? The clean, the cold, the Cubanate feels good. It feels good when you do what you do to me when you watch TV.
Thursday 17.10.2002 10:36 AM

Mmmmmmmmm.
T R A F F I C
Wednesday 16.10.2002 12:38 PM

Do you ever feel like you just can't find a worthy adversary?
Tuesday 15.10.2002 12:45 PM

We all know that I'm a hardcore political freak, right? I like computers too. I judge people on their technology choices.

I did some research:
Republican Party website appears to use static html and some server side cgi stuff. It is being hosted on Windows 2000 using IIS.

Democratic Party website appears to be almost wholly static and is hosted on Linux.

GreenParty website is 100% static. It is hosted on Linux.

None of these loser "parties" get links. If you want to see their sites, google it.

 

The LibertarianParty website uses php to make their site. The LP site is hosted on FreeBSD using Apache.

I've voted straight LP since I was 18. [Well, except for the last DNC primary, when I voted for Denise Majette so I could get Cynthia McKinney the hell out of congress]


Source : Netcraft

Monday 14.10.2002 7:05 PM

DELICIOUS

Just got home from a date with four of the hottest men in Atlanta. I'm constantly surrounded by gorgeous men who love and adore me. Have you noticed?

Its perfect. I wouldn't change a thing.

Sean : I met a girl.
Victor : Oh?
Sean : Yeah. She's sweet and pure and innocent and perfect... She's a virgin.
Victor : What? Hold on... how old is this girl? What's this out of the car seat on to my meat? Come on. Oh wait... let me guess... she's a fag hag?
Sean : No...
Victor : ... no, no; its cool - they're fun and they like to dance.

I could gush on and on about the great points. The non-linear, the soundtrack, the reverse filming, the monologues, the perfect characters. But, I won't. Just go see it. I'd like to know what you think.

Monday 14.10.2002 0:43 AM

DreamHost Web Hosting - http://www.dreamhost.com/

My hosting company, dreamhost is the best hosting company on the planet. They just redesigned their site and its all pretty baby blue like mine. They love me! Nothing can compare to what I get with them. I get a shell. I can give people shells. I can give FTP-only access. Mysql, php, unlimited email addresses. I can check my mail POP3, IMAP, web-based or I can shell in and use mutt, pine or elm. Whoa! Who else gives those kinds of options? You should switch to them. Tell them I referred you.

I really love them and I know they work hard for me. So - kisses! Love you dreamhost!

Sunday 13.10.2002 2:39 AM

As I've said before and will most likely say again - the only thing worse than the nouveau riche are the nouveau intellectual.
Saturday 12.10.2002 5:45 PM

Mmmmmmmmmmm. DELICIOUS.

I feel like this right now.

Saturday 12.10.2002 12:47 PM

I just finished Interz0ne v2.2. Go ahead and check it out. You have plenty of notice so I expect to see you there.

Also, if you want to see me, I'm going to be at Phreaknic in Nashville.

Working on SherrodMedia.com. I am doing web dev for money lately, so I finally got around to doing a site for myself. If you need web stuff done, let me know. I'm super fast. A list of the sites I've done can be found on my site map.

I'm going to Secret Room tonight. I hope Heather goes cause I miss her.
Saturday 12.10.2002 10:41 AM

I enjoy pie graphs of all kinds. Here is a list of search words used this week to find girlvinyl.com on search engines:

search term
-----: -----------
: sherrod
: fantasm 00
: fiberops
: how to use efs in c# net
: asp.net javascript jit server error
: st birthday jpg
: 4.jpg
: powershot s00 club
: chicks dig openbsd
: nmap linux commands
: i'm leaving my job i need a poem to tell my boss thank you
: sherrod goth
: housewarming party
: ljdrama
: scary picutre
: housewarming jpg
: love liam lynch
: linux cheat sheet
: birthday cheat
: human sundae
: www.wrek.org
Friday 11.10.2002 4:51 AM

Cleaning and watching a DVD that my boyfriend made. Morrissey is the only man who will ever truly understand me. He's certainly the only man with that haircut that is worth anything.
Friday 11.10.2002 3:20 AM

Wow. MJQ really rocked last night. So much fun. Jonathan played the girlvinyl.com theme song. I also got a nice loud dose of Just What I Needed, the dancefloor was sort of cleared out then so I got half of it to myself. That was nice. I danced a lot. So much good music. MJQ Wednesday is the best club in the city, in my opinion. There just is nothing better. The music is perfect, the people are gorgeous, it never fails to please me. A friend of a friend who lives in Tampa said that they have like 4 Britpop nights down there. Mmmmmm. Delicious!

Message to the guy at the corner of the bar : You're way too short to be batman. Also - Bruce Wayne would never let some girl smack him around in bed. Ew.

I wish Butch and Grufti hadn't gone missing pre-MJQ. They were seriously missed. Luckily Shane and Roy were there to entertain me. I like it when Roy dances, its fun.

Thursday 10.10.2002 5:54 PM

I am in PHP hell. Someone kill me.

I am stealing the robot. Happy Birthday to mah freeeeeeeend Michele and my other friend Nigel. Yea for you both. We're going to MJQ tonight for Michele's birthday. I will dance with her to Pulp and Suede and we will have a fabulous time.
Wednesday 09.10.2002 8:27 PM

Had a lovely day. Visit to three different banks - cash, cash, deposit. Then to see Gary to have my eyebrows done. I do not believe in eyebrow DIY. Feel free to compare mine to those who do. Came home to work a bit. Recreational and business phone calls. Michele came over and we went to yoga. Then to dinner with Grufti and Butch. After that coffee, followed by many hours by the pool discussing strange animals and my insane politics.

One of my favourite authors is telling me to shush. How cute.
Wednesday 09.10.2002 2:44 AM

Oh ecstasy! Someone granted my wish and wrote about me.

...but i had a problem...i couldn't "see" past houston...i mean where was i to go? well its this attitude that landed me in atlanta...not that i have a real interest in living there but i needed to get my stretch on and atlanta isn't that far away...besides there is someone real interesting that lives there...she reminds me of a car bomb...one second you think your all safe and going on a little happy trip and the next second KABLOOIE!!!...very personal...very destructive...quite deadly.

[Yes, its pink for a reason.]
Handsome rewards, dear - I promise.

Tuesday 08.10.2002 4:46 AM

Michele : You know what the coolest thing about my date was?
Sherrod : He paid?
Michele : YES!
Sherrod : Is that why you made out with him?
Michele : YES!
Monday 07.10.2002 8:21 PM

New picture galleries up
Friday : Karma

Saturday : Secret Room followed by DnD
Monday 07.10.2002 5:22 AM

Talking on irc about why I love BSD over linux, but Debian is ok.

<sin> if you fucking say you like apt-get im gonna pop a cork
<Sherrod> I love apt-get
<sin> cork->popped
<sin> hippy.
Sunday 06.10.2002 10:00 AM

Went to Secret Room tonight, had a great time. Somehow by the end of the night I was wearing Grufti's goggles on my head. I have now seen how the other half lives. Can you feel the cyberness? I can shoot frickin' laserbeams out of my head or something now. It was totally surreal. I'm just not a goggles-on-the-head kind of girl.

Photos coming soon.
Sunday 06.10.2002 5:27 AM

Went to Karma last night. Had an absolutely wonderful time. Butch wants to make it a weekly event. Sounds good to me. Their dancefloor sucks, and unfortunately, its the club I've danced most at recently. How funny that my favourite places to dance [mjq, karma] always have horrid dancefloors and are extremely hot. I need to talk to Jonathan, someone get me his number or his email address please.

We're going to secret room tonight for some sort of farscape party or something. Sounds.... dorky.
Did you ever think gv would link to something so very mundane?

I recently tried the Post Honey Bunches of Oats with Strawberries. I normally go for the Post Honey Bunches of Oats with Almonds, but I decided to live on the edge. I love it - its fucking great. The strawberries are sliced and dehydrated, so when the milk hits them, it turns them back into regular strawberries. Ladies and gentlemen, the space age is HERE! Cereal is so god damn cool.

Another old journal excerpt made : 02-16-1999

Saturday 05.10.2002 9:51 PM

Tee hee. Indulging in a little livejournal style evil. I've found a whole new source of ego boost. In the immortal words of Legolas, "still the prettiest! go me!"

Remember when Mary tells Nigel [not my canadian boyfriend, he really does rule] that he lowers her worth? Michele and I were talking about that last night. When we see that a boy's exgirlfriends are all really unattractive, it makes the boy less attractive. This is a standard rule of dating that is actually so cliche there has even been a Seinfeld episode about it.

In this voice - remember, it is a detriment to vary from addressing the many, to addressing the one. We have to make broadcasts feel like intimate conversations. Its the most effective. It loses impact even when its someone else who is having a one-on-one with you.

Sometimes - you know what I mean.

Friday 04.10.2002 12:07 PM

Talking to Michele tonight about people and things from the past. I grabbed the stack of paper journals I've kept over the years. Four volumes total. Pages and pages of record keeping. I decided to transcribe a bit because they're so interesting to me. I read so many things I felt like I should add to this site.

Tonight's morsel is in reference to a boy I dated a long time ago. I recently saw him out somewhere, and honestly felt absolutely nothing. He's a nice person and all - he just evokes completely neutral feelings from me now.

12-01-1997
Friday 04.10.2002 7:12 AM

A little negativity - just for balance:

I fucking hate you and you make me sick.

Mmmmmm, feels good to be back to normal. That whole sickly-sweet thing just really isn't me. Remind me if I ever do that again.

Friday 04.10.2002 5:21 AM

A cursory update:

Michele is here safe and sound, sleeping in my big white bed. Suede is sleeping on the floor next to her, keeping her safe.

I feel motivated and happy and can't wait for sunup.

I'm reading back over one of my favourite journals. I love it so much for lots of reasons - the main one being that it mentions me so often. I have a new goal of being mentioned in this journal as much as possible. I like being written about. Write about me.

Hi Steve!

Today someone told me that my ass has the power to change the course of nature.

Thursday 03.10.2002 5:10 AM

Mmmm, I see Dr. Lecter tomorrow. I can't wait.
Wednesday 02.10.2002 10:15 PM

Alright, the 'to kill' list is officially cleared. Good for you. Michele will be here in a little over 12 hours so I'm in a forgiving mood.
If you loved me [and wanted high quality, 2MP pictures of my friends and I ] you'd buy me this.

Now, someone buy me this. Seriously. Buy me this and I will be the happiest girl on the planet. Plus I will be able to take decent pictures instead of icky, low quality ones. Actually, you have two ways to gain my love and affection - buy me the Canon PowerShot S200 Digital Elph Camera, or get me a job. Pleeeease?

Look at my sad little face. Don't you want to make me happy?

Wednesday 02.10.2002 4:09 AM