Ugh. I am such a fricking dork.
I ran to Wal-Mart and got some candy to give out. So far I have had two little girls and their trick or treat chaperone, they were dressed as princesses, with fancy dresses and jewelry and everything, looked to be about 6 and 7 years old.

The second group were three girls, two dressed as I don't know what, and another that looked like some sort of santa claus type thing. Upon seeing my confused expression she loudly proclaimed "I am Santa's Ho!" They were all very amused by this. I said "Jesus, you guys look MY age." I just shook my head and gave them fun size Snickers.

My pictures from Atlanta are up.
Friday 31.10.2003 8:04 PM
<Sherrod> lemme get this straight
<Sherrod> are there really going to be kids coming to my apt wanting candy?
<Sherrod> I've always lived in super urban areas where there weren't kids
<Sherrod> I'm scared
<dabblerblue> they break in and take it now
Friday 31.10.2003 3:01 PM
Its fucking winter. Jesus! See me curse? That means there's snow on the ground. FUCK! I was all 'yeah, I'll go visit Cleveland.' But now I'm all 'holy god its SNOWING HERE!'

I have this idea for halloween. I want to give out ice cream. Like, when kids come to the door, just have a gallon of cheap ice cream and a scoop. They ring the door bell and hold out their bag and you just scoop some out and plop it right into their candy. Hilarious! Imagine their little confused faces! Tahahahaaha. Gosh. Halloween is dumb.

I went to this club tonight, I'll maybe talk about it later. I hate Siouxsie. A lot. Here is a photo of me before I left. Here is one after dancing to such classics as "Non Stop Violence." Whoa, it was like a time warp.
Friday 31.10.2003 2:25 AM
Wow. Its winter. It snowed last night. There were chunks of perfect sno-cone-esque ice on my car this morning. I'm scared. Winter is scary. I'm a sunshine girl.

oberoc:What are you working on?
GirlVinyl: heh
GirlVinyl: reading LJ
oberoc: what article in LJ are you reading?
GirlVinyl: none
GirlVinyl: now I'm finished
oberoc: what were you reading?
GirlVinyl: http://www.livejournal.com/poll/?id=198486&qid=5&mode=ans
oberoc: oh, though LJ = Linux Journal
GirlVinyl: hahaaha
GirlVinyl: no way
GirlVinyl: screw linux

This looks absolutely amazing. I am a huge Predator fan. Its one of my favourite movies ever. Alien... eh, but Predator? HELL YES PLZ. Paul Anderson is going to direct. He also wrote and directed Shopping. A really great and terribly underrated film which Heather introduced me to. That reminds me, I need to re-netflix eXistenZ. That's another great one. Whenever people get all hard over the Matrix, I always recommend seeing eXistenZ and Thirteenth Floor instead. They're really more interesting and all three came out in the same year. eXistenZ has far superior acting and casting, plus is written and directed by David Cronenberg.

My top 5 favourite serious actors:
James Spader
Jude Law
Christian Bale
Liev Schreiber
Edward Norton
Thursday 30.10.2003 6:27 PM
I am the genius of love.

Ruining myself on some Jesus and Mary Chain. Having one of the best communication days of my entire life. I can't believe it. Remind me to do this more often. All day its been in-sync, amazing, connecting, wonderful, satisfying, exciting and beautiful perfection of transmission and receipt.

Tomorrow there will be even more. Where there's a promise, there's a way. The only thing hindering me is the EST time difference.

Wednesday 29.10.2003 10:19 PM
QOTD: Your emergency's about to end.

Of all the things I love... James Willard is the best.
Wednesday 29.10.2003 0:26 AM
Agenda Suicide. Drones work hard before they die.

Thinking of maybe going to some trash rock disco type thing tonight. Halloween ick ick. I have a red zebra stripe skirt to wear and of course my beloved blue leopard fur cowboy hat. Mmmmmm. Discobombing.
Tuesday 28.10.2003 6:38 PM
I'm an only child. Got it? Please understand. I'm an only child... now get the fuck out of my apartment. Thx.
Monday 27.10.2003 8:22 PM
Hi. I'm home. And ummm, pretty happy. :]
Monday 27.10.2003 7:39 PM
I'm going to Austin's house. HA HA HA. Fair and balanced weekend, plz.

I wrote a funny entry on my LJ. Please become involved. I'm going to eventually start a whole new fabulous secret LJ specifically for this purpose. Except um... more... you know... fun.
Saturday 25.10.2003 11:18 AM
I don't know what the problem is. I want to kill. Argh! People making me insane.

I found this coat in Allure magazine. Its knee length white faux fur with a belt and really nice wide lapels. I want it desperately. Its $198. Its by tommy hilfiger. [gag] But I can't find it ANYwhere. And by 'anywhere' I mean 'on the internet'. Ugh. This is very upsetting. If you see a knee length white fur coat, send me the link. Must have white, knee-length fur for winter. I love wearing white, I don't have nearly enough in my wardrobe.

Schedules are all screwed up. I thought I had everything perfectly planned out starting with tomorrow going through november 6th, but when more than one person is involved in a plan, it usually degrades to a gaunt shell of the shining, staid thing it once was. Austin says "In the army we don't make plans... because plans fail." Those words sort of echoed in my brain for months after he said that. "Plans fail. Plans fail. Plans fail." They sure do. So what's the solution? Most people just keep making plans and hoping they'll succeed - perhaps I should just stop planning.

Thursday 23.10.2003 6:54 PM
Yes, I'm really going, etc. I even got my oil changed. I hate driving but I love the kids. Secret Language:

GirlVinyl: :D
Joe: :D
Joe: are you staying at bongers?
GirlVinyl: affirmative
GirlVinyl: fair and balanced
Joe: sweet
GirlVinyl: omg

Wow. What genius conversationalists.
Wednesday 22.10.2003 11:27 PM
So I have a little crush on a boy. I don't really often talk about my love life here. Its pretty obvious why that is. People have a difficult enough time with my simple candy addictions and mundane thoughts on my life. The immense repercussions of living my romantic life on the public internet are more than I can handle. I suppose the fact that I'm terribly cryptic doesn't help. Regardless of all that, I have a little crush. We have a lot in common, despite seeming very different. However, I don't know that having a lot in common really means anything - its having a lot in complement that matters. I'm sure I'll regret even thinking this tomorrow - but sometimes all the repression gets to me.
Tuesday 21.10.2003 11:29 PM
Heh. Lots of little posts today. Sebatical produced this little gem for us. I responded with this. Pardon me while I vomit up my mint julep all over the veranda - hello I'll take southern hospitality over 'feminism' any day.
Sunday 19.10.2003 6:54 PM
Here is a happy picture of me showcasing the red eyeshadow remnants.
Sunday 19.10.2003 6:03 PM
I wish the people on misc@ would shut the hell up.
Sunday 19.10.2003 4:05 PM
Quote of the day from Tam:

australian is like "WHY DO YOU COOK MEAT ON LITTLE PLASTIC BLONDE DOLLS THAT GIVE GIRLS BAD BODY IMAGES"
Saturday 18.10.2003 8:31 PM
Caption for tonight: Crimpin' ain't easy. 210, that alarm is false - hello? Wiener blut!
Friday 17.10.2003 9:57 PM
I'm in a ton of pain right now. I even went home early from work because it hurt so bad. That's really unlike me and makes me upset. I think I may have carpal tunnel. There is this excruciating pain throbbing through my left shoulder, upper arm and wrist. It hurts to drive, write, dial the phone, click the remote and open the refridgerator. Surprisingly it sort of doesn't hurt as much while I'm typing. That's what makes me suspect its carpal tunnel. Its not like I'm a programmer or something, but I have been typing about 75 wpm since I was 12. If it doesn't go away by next week, I will have to go to the doctor. I hate being debilitated in any way - I'm super independant and not being able to do things make me frustrated and upset. Ow. :[
Friday 17.10.2003 7:46 PM
I am completely addicted to this Orbit bubblemint gum. I'm as addicted to it as Rush is addicted to oxycotin. Ugh. Head swimming with too much to say. I feel like no one loves me - probably because I got an IM today from someone pointedly saying that. Its 9:40 and feels much later. I slept 16 hours yesterday, now I'm too awake. I had a really happy great phone call today. My world can be sort of monotone and unbeautiful sometimes, but then I have the right conversation with the right person and things brighten up and become all blue skies and sunshine. There are a few people in my life that have an effect on my whole world, and when things are right with them - well, yeah... happy.

I Wanna be Adored just came on. The lyrics convey a lot - but I think you have to actually listen to it and hear the emotion in it to really absorb what it means. Its definitely me.

I don't think I'm going to make it out of town this weekend to meet up with Heather and James. She's not going to be happy about that, but I just can't do it. Maybe i can have a little something whipped up for her by the time she gets back though. I hope. Ugh. Need Mr. Coding Cody "code" McCodster to help. Confidential to tam and scar: HEART! :D

Quote of the day : "Honesty and no-makeup is more attractive than strength and eyeliner."
Sounds like something my arch-nemesis would say. We all know I value the latter far more than the former.
Thursday 16.10.2003 9:55 PM
I have a terrible headache. Like, laying in bed, writhing in pain headache.Ow.
Thursday 16.10.2003 0:01 AM
I have a soft, chewy center. Its made of almond flavoured nougat. HARD. CANDY. SHELL. I'm incredibly tried and disoriented. I flew all day. I couldn't find the pink crack rock in Atlanta... and I'm not talking about Heather. My favourite word? "Appointment." And, if you don't love me, then I'll just hate you. Nite. Nite.
Tuesday 14.10.2003 10:53 PM
I'll be in Atlanta until the 14th. feel free to come find me.
 
I'm completely exhausted and barely concious. What's worse is that its only 10:30. Even worse than that - I just woke up from a nap. I leave for atlanta thursday at 7am. I haven't gotten anything done. Ugh. Help.
Tuesday 07.10.2003 10:30 PM
I am addicted to this Orbit bubblemint gum. God, I can't stop chewing it. Luckily its sugar free and 0 net carbs, but wow - its like pink crack rock.

I just had a little conversation with deliaday on aim, most of you know I'm a big fan of her site. Go visit it and stuff. [Disclaimer: Don't look at this at work, don't look at this at all if you're a whiney bitch, I don't want to hear it. Grow a spine.]
Monday 06.10.2003 10:39 PM
Wow. Its late, so much is going on. I had a fascinating and relaxing weekend. I went to 2600 and then saw School of Rock. Its rocktastic, and I liked it a lot. Seth came over, we played computers - we did not go to the NorCal noisefest. I swear I will go next year. I didn't get any laundry or sewing done. Oh my.

This weekend I will be in Atlanta. I am arriving the 9th and departing the 14th. The weekend after that I'm going to SF to visit the #insub kids, etc. I also want to go on Halloween to Unfurl's party, but I don't have a costume. Must work on that. The weekend of November 8th I will also be in SF to hook up with Scar and cause trouble. Those are my plans - call me or something.
Monday 06.10.2003 0:41 AM
<Sherrod> do you love me?
<SexyUberGeek> I don't know if I love you
<Sherrod> or are you just another asshole from the internet and I'm just some internet porn girl to you?
<SexyUberGeek> I can't possibly feel one single emotion about you
<SexyUberGeek> oh no
<SexyUberGeek> here we go again
<SexyUberGeek> I'll be J. Random SexyUberGeek
<SexyUberGeek> and you can be Serena Scene Whora
<Sherrod> hahahahaa
<Sherrod> wow
<SexyUberGeek> ready? go!
<Sherrod> that's a good name
<SexyUberGeek> SLUT!!!!!!
<Sherrod> can I put this on my website?
<SexyUberGeek> maybe
<Sherrod> please?
<Sherrod> I'll s/your name/J. Random SexyUberGeek
<SexyUberGeek> alright

Tonight's lesson: People objectify me because I objectify them. Those people are usually really funny and make me laugh.

Thursday 02.10.2003 10:38 PM