But a princess nonetheless
Ugh. I am such a fricking dork.

Online tests grate my nerves. So, I made some online answers. I will post more soon.

The online answers so far:

The horror! I think  I look cool in green   I am difficult and hard to deal with. I love my roommate and my friends. I just switched to FreeBSD. Networking and being smacked around turn me on. I'm straight edge, yet sort of gothy and into britpop. It is easy to confuse me. I love doggies and candy, preferably together. I'm thirsty.
Isn't he cute?   I am a fantastic artificial life form. My cat is named Shiner. I am obsessed with strange, weird things. Network security makes me hard. I live in the Atomic Playboy mansion. Cleveland, Ohio is my personal hotbed of sin.