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Despite how this looks - Dolemite is NOT touching my breast. He is da pimp.
He did not successfully hook me up because the idiots that were assigned
to me during the hacker hookup did not know who Theo DeRaadt or Darren Reed
were. They also failed to exhibit dazzling wit when I asked the totally
perfect question "If I made your kernel panic... how would you punish
me?" one guy responded with "Reboot". How lame. I walked
off the stage disgusted and went to find my friend Brent cause Brent is
always a good time. |
